if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
"i can’t fucking read"
your kitten printer is running out of toner
This is what Rowling and Brooklyn look like together.
How to pick up girls:
- lift with your legs, not with your back
i love castle in the sky so much it might be one of my favorite movies (steamboy was also wonderful. i like all the movies about airships and steam technology because they’re so visually stunning… so much detail)
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
People who romanticize NYC life:
People who didn’t grow up in NYC (and then some weird people who have somehow managed to not get sick of it)
I wish my rats were little Disney seamstresses but they’re more like the rats in Oliver and Company (fat and hanging out in the street) or the ones in Tangled (fat and dancing in a pub)
But they’re round and adorable and I love them so it’s okay that they can’t make me a fancy dress haha
The obviously new cashier messed up my coffee order (and wanted to charge me for soy milk when that Starbucks has never charged me for soy in my iced coffee)
So now I am without my toffeenut and instead just have regularly sweetened coffee
And the manhattan-bound trains are delayed because of a switch malfunction at Times Square
I need to move somewhere I can drive everywhere.
At least it’s snowing and they had the spinach feta wrap (yesterday they were out)
sleepy slouchy cutie princess babe
IS THIS FOR SEASON TWO